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Purely social, no work to be discussed." If you don't like that, then write your own script, but make sure it's something along those lines.

Sex At work: A Survival Guide by Judi James, published by the Industrial Society, is available in bookshops from 3 April, price pounds 8.99, or call 01 The office bromides Modern working environments have, to a certain extent, evolved their own checks and balances to counter workplace passion Sad cladding: The business suit. Downsizing: Which means added workloads which equals "too busy to even think about it". For anyone thinking of indulging, I will add only five words at this point: open-plan offices; security cameras. If you must indulge, though, here are some of the favourite office spots for consummating that torrid affair.

Bad habits: Unattractive office behaviour like knuckle-cracking, foot tapping, slurping coffee too loudly, whistling, loud yawning or noisy eating are all common practices in open-plan offices and can constitute a great turn-off. Desktops: A prime naughty spot on account of the fact that what would normally host hour after hour of sweated slave labour should also be permitted to induce the odd bout of more fun-filled perspiration.

Now, remember all those nasty little tricks people use to ditch someone will be absolutely no use in the workplace. The phrase "I'll call you" won't apply because you'll see their smiling face next morning in the office.

You will probably have had the opportunity to study this person quite closely before starting to date them. What do you expect the company will think about a romance between you?

This isn't talking killjoy, this is just being practical.

Do what you want on the social scene, but in business do not be too eager.

Work is a way of test-driving a potential partner (ie getting to know them) before taking the plunge and asking them out. Etiquette: Dating a work colleague requires a good amount of old-fashioned social etiquette, not because it will make you any more attractive but because it will make the whole process a lot more comfortable and a lot less difficult, if and when the whole thing ends. Working with someone means forging an effective relationship.