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Q: Why was the Geologist expelled from Reform School? They know really "dirty" jokes Did you know that geologists are athletic? Did you hear of the METAMORPHOSIS PROFESSOR who gave up because he felt like a change? Geologists do it in the dirt Heated Arguement During a heated discussion Opal screamed at Amber, telling her that not only was she not a jewel but she wasn't even a mineral.

A: SWAG Q: What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? Q: Why did the geologist take his girlfriend to the quarry? A: A chemist will drink anything that is distilled.

A: its Co Rn Y Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar? Q: How did the blonde define hydrophobic on her Earth Science exam? Anyhow, this reporter ran the article in a paper and started a local push for a government study before they realized what the story was about.

Q: According to a geologist, why is the world so diverse? Q: What do geologists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? Q: What's wrong with a joke involving Cobalt, Radon, and Ytterium? A: Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHo Co La Te Q: Why do Geologists go to Lollapalooza? The deaths that he was quoting were from drownings.

Q: What do you call a periodic table with gold missing? A: Barium Q: What weapon can you make from the elements potassium, nickel and iron? If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.